sweet-bitsy:

gadevoi:

sweet-bitsy replied to your post: Do you ride horse? U I feel like you should ride horses.

AH I USED TO HORSEBACK RIDE you can fend off enemies and then jump on the horse behind me and we can ride off into the sunset

B-but who exactly are our enemies

and why would they want they want to fight us?

We don’t have enemies we’re too pretty

I’ll change out “fend off enemies” to “cutting ripe fruit off of trees with your rapier” instead that sounds much more delightful

and then we will make…

PIE

FRUIT PIE

and we’ll invite friends over.

AND WE WILL EAT THE PIE

togETHER